office-gadgets

Fast Track to Prison Flapart

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Fast Track to Prison Flapart

Never judge a book by its coverunless its a Flapart cover! Thedoghouse.co.uk brings you the UK exclusive Flapart book covers for just £3.99 each! You wont find these anywhere else in the UK!

Edible Bra

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Edible Bra

While the one size fits all element to the Edible Bra begs a quizzical how does that work? were sure the Pina Colada with rum flavour will make up for any ill-fitting over or under spill and is something quite different to your average cocktail in a glass.

His Urban Office Survival Kit

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

His Urban Office Survival Kit

The Office Survival Kit for Him is a perfect gift for any man to keep close at hand. Especially for surviving those stressful long days in the office. The kit is packed with all sorts of stuff designed to combat those little office emergencies. Or use it as an overnight bag for that unexpected night shift. Its a fact that over-stressed Brits work longer hours than anyone else. Contents of the Office Survival Kit includes:Disposable RazorCufflinksShaving CreamHair GelDeodorant WipemintsToothbrushToothpasteStain RemoverShoe ShineSewing KitPlastersRefreshing Wipe A vital bit of kit for any man in the hustle and bustle of todays office.

Flying Monkey

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Flying Monkey

This cheeky flying monkey puts a whole new spin on soft toys in that its actually interactive and doesnt just sit there looking all cute and cuddly...

Tony Perotti A4 Zip Around Folder

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Tony Perotti A4 Zip Around Folder

The Italico range by Tony Perotti represents the ultimate in combining shape and substance. The leather comes from Italian Bulls because of its renowned characteristics of thickness, compactness resistance and wear. It is also tanned using only plant substances which are completely biodegradable. The Zip around folder is perfect for the modern business person who attends a lot of seminars or meetings. Available in black and brown, the Zip around has 3 pen holders and 6 leather pockets, and therefore contains ample room for all those office necessities.

Jumbo Pen

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Jumbo Pen

Dont you hate it when people ask to borrow a pen they just never give it back!

Giant Horseshoe Magnet

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Giant Horseshoe Magnet

A Giant Magnet may not be the first thing that springs to mind when you think of fun or educational toys for the kids...

How to Murder Flapart

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

How to Murder Flapart

Never judge a book by its coverunless its a Flapart cover! A UK exclusive.

Poker Experience

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Poker Experience

This experience allows you to buy someone (or yourself!) a seat at the first ever serious fun poker tour.

Programmable Fan

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Programmable Fan

We all know that these little portable fans are a fantastic invention for keeping cool on the go theyre tried and tested!

Procrastinator - Mousepad Doodler

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Procrastinator - Mousepad Doodler

The Mousepad doodler is a godsend for anyone who has to wait for websites to load, files to download, computers to reboot... All that time wasted cries out for a Procrastinator and the mousepad form gives you perfect I need it for my work justification. Everybody doodles, which in itself has no purpose other than to pass time and amuse the individual concerned. The Procrastinator concept elevates this process of thoughtless thought into a stimulating and entertaining pastime. Basically, the Procrastinator is a complete waste of time - it offers hundreds of opportunities to create, decide, choose, design, scribble, comment, ignore, judge, dismiss, plan... and generally procrastinate. It is not a puzzler, there are no questions to answer, no solutions to find or riddles to solve. However, The Procrastinator invites the mind to wander in a personal and unaccountable way and to use creative and innovative thought at times that may otherwise be very mundane.

Cocktail Masterclass

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Cocktail Masterclass

Shake up your cocktail mixing skills with some of the best bartenders in the business. Learn their recipes and secrets in the UKs leading bartender training academy.

Female Edible Undies

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Female Edible Undies

Forget the chocolate body paint the whipped cream or any other kind of double-act grocery in the boudoir...and get your tongue around a pair of these deliciously naughty Edible Undies !

Male Edible Undies

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Male Edible Undies

Save 25%! Ok so they may not be the most comfortable pair of jocks going around and they may get you into a sticky situation on a hot day...but theres no doubt that these will come in handy (an not stay on long) if your partner gets the munchies before or after a session in the boudoir!

Flashing Wine Glasses

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Flashing Wine Glasses

Need to add a bit of pizzazz to your next party? If you cant rely on the quality of the wine for entertainment...

Flashing Cocktail Glasses

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Flashing Cocktail Glasses

Need to add a bit of pizzazz to your next party? If you cant rely on the quality of the wine for entertainment...

Ice Kabobs

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Ice Kabobs

These new Ice Kabobs give a new level of cool to chilling your favourite drinks...

Wind Up Penguin

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Wind Up Penguin

Lets face it penguins are funny little creatures at the best of times

Tony Perotti Jotter Pad

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Tony Perotti Jotter Pad

The Italico range by Tony Perotti represents the ultimate in combining shape and substance. The leather comes from Italian Bulls because of its renowned characteristics of thickness, compactness resistance and wear. It is also tanned using only plant substances which are completely biodegradable The Jotter Pad really does sit well in the modern office. Complete with address book, notepad and pen, this suede lined office accessory really is a must for any style conscious City Slicker. At present the Tony Perotti Jotter is only available in brown. Size: 85mm x 120mm (closed) 170mm x 120mm (open)

Note Book and Pencil

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Note Book and Pencil

Ever have the problem of having something to write with but not anything to write on or vice versa. Suffer no longer with this originally designed Notebook and Pencil. The Notebook actually has a groove taken out of the pages to house the pencil.

Dumb Dares For The Workplace

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Dumb Dares For The Workplace

Slow day at work? Fancy a bit of excitement? Just grab some colleagues the diabolical dare selector and the dumb dares card pack and let the hilarity commence. Featuring two hundred and fifty of the dumbest dares you could imagine you simply wont want to go home!

Wallet Emergency Cufflinks

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Wallet Emergency Cufflinks

You have hired the DJ made the canaps and pressed the shirt. The party starts in one hour but whats this...no cufflinks! Party animals should never leave home without a set of our Emergency Cufflinks which are designed to nestle in your wallet next to the platinum card.

Daily Doodler Desk Calendar

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Daily Doodler Desk Calendar

Something creative and rediculous to do for every day of the year. Well over 300 pages of choices, scribbles, lists, decisions and other nonsense. The Daily Doodler Desk Calendar has a page for every weekday of the year, with one for the weekends, featuring loads of things to do for no other reason than to amuse, entertain and waste a bit of time during the year. So grab a pencil and spend 2007 enjoying yourself! Contents: A desk top calendar with a different tear off sheet for everyday of the year. Dimension of each page: Length: 13.5cm Width: 11cm

Instant Aquarium DVD

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Instant Aquarium DVD

Weve all seen the fake fish tank in your TV screen trick before...well now you can have your very own but without the fish the water the plants in fact anything!

Original UberOrbs

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Original UberOrbs

Do you remember when it was all so simple? Behold the UberOrbs a mesmerising new gizmo providing you with an attractive antidote to ceasless pangs of the techno-lifestyle.

Giant Matchstick Lighter

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Giant Matchstick Lighter

Yes it is a Giant Match and we can hear you asking what on earth would I need a Giant Match for?

Tony Perotti Desk Tidy

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Tony Perotti Desk Tidy

The Italico range by Tony Perotti represents the ultimate in combining shape and substance. The leather comes from Italian Bulls because of its renowned characteristics of thickness, compactness resistance and wear. It is also tanned using only plant substances which are completely biodegradable. The Desk Tidy not only provides ample storage space for all of your office nick-nacks, but comes complete with a memo pad. The suede lined accessory is also available in 2 great colours - black and brown. Size: Length - 270mm, Width - 110m, Height - 38mm

Tony Perotti Jotter

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Tony Perotti Jotter

The Italico range by Tony Perotti represents the ultimate in combining shape and substance. The leather comes from Italian Bulls because of its renowned characteristics of thickness, compactness resistance and wear. It is also tanned using only plant substances which are completely biodegradable. The Jotter comes complete with an address book, a notebook and a pen. It is tartan lined, and is available in two great colours - black and brown. Size: 115mm x 70mm (closed) 210mm x 70mm (open)

Retractable Modem Cable

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Retractable Modem Cable

Round discus-shaped storage system, neatly containing approximately 190cm of cable. Criss cross button on the top allows you to release the spring-loaded cable to required length. Perfect for travel or simply to reduce the spaghetti! Polished Aluminium and Blue ABS.

His Back Slappers

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

His Back Slappers

The Back Slappers for him stickers is a great way to embarrass one or more of your mates!! Just pat them on the back when they are not expecting it and leave one of the 10 rib tickling signs for everyone to see in the pub or at the office!!! Signs say such things as I have a small one and Sometimes I just want a cuddle. A fantastic gift idea for stag nights or for office parties. Just be careful that no one is laughing at you behind your back!!

Flip Sip or Strip

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Flip Sip or Strip

Flip Sip or Strip! The name says it all. This takes drinking games back to bare basics - its so simple even you can play it - a game for 2 to 4 players.

Racing Grannies

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Racing Grannies

The funniest wind-up toy ever invented these Racing Grannies will have you rolling around with laughter...

50 Hilarious Ways To Have Fun At Work

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

50 Hilarious Ways To Have Fun At Work

Thinking of taking the day off? Forget it! If you want more hilarity than you can handle then work is the best place to be! Weve found 50 fantastic ways to make your workplace so much fun you wont want to go home.

Convex Comma Letter Opener

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Convex Comma Letter Opener

Alan is a native of Altrincham,Cheshire and came to design through a Three Dimensional Design degree at Manchester Metropolitan University, from where he graduated in 1991. His paper knife design came about through re-thinking the traditional dagger approach. The inspiration for the shape initially coming from sprouting seeds whilst offering the perfect punctuation of the comma. In practice the shape is comfortable and playful in the hand whilst being entirely practical in sliding through paper.

Finger Flick Punch Bag

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Finger Flick Punch Bag

Great fairground fun for all the family. Just pop the finger flick punch bag on a desk or table and flick flick flick..

Her Urban Office Survival Kit

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Her Urban Office Survival Kit

The Office Survival Kit for Her is a perfect gift for any working girl to keep close at hand.

Belly Button Brush

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Belly Button Brush

Even the Person who professes to have everything surely cant have one of these- a Belly Button Brush! The ultimate status symbol which carries almost as much kudos as a brand new Porsche - At a fraction of the cost!

Desktop Golf Mouse Game

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Desktop Golf Mouse Game

So youre sitting at your desk day dreaming again about being out on the golf course...

Tony Perotti Letter Knife

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Tony Perotti Letter Knife

The Italico range by Tony Perotti represents the ultimate in combining shape and substance. The leather comes from Italian Bulls because of its renowned characteristics of thickness, compactness resistance and wear. It is also tanned using only plant substances which are completely biodegradable The letter knife - with its brass and leather handle, brass blade and leather sheath - really does look the part and works well to. A must for every office. Colour options - black and brown. Size: Length - 200mm

USB Glitter Lamp

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

USB Glitter Lamp

From the makers of The Original Lava Lamp - the most successful Lava lamp brand for the last 40 years. The USB Glitter Lamp contains sparkly coloured & silver glitter in a clear gel - heat it up by plugging it into the USB port on your lap-top or PC and the glitter swirls and sparkles just like the in the full size lamps. Available in either Pink & Silver or Blue & Silver glitter Perfect for anyone who is trapped in an office and wants to spread a little sparkly kitsch through their work! No batteries needed, all power is through the USB port. Height: 6

USB Hub & Cup Warmer

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

USB Hub & Cup Warmer

This has to be the most ingenious little gadget weve seen in a long time! A 4 port USB Hub is always useful but this one has utilised the unused space on top of the hub to create a hot plate - ideal for keeping your cup of caffeine warm whilst you work out just how to respond to that office email or why those figures dont add up! Whilst theres nothing worse than taking a glup of your hot drink to find its actually stone cold - with this little gizmo you can also extend the use of your USB ports: Usually located (conveniently!) at the back of the computer, USB ports can be used by many fun little toys (and serious office equipment of course!) but only if you can get to them without crawling on all fours - never a pretty sight, trust us! With the USB Hub & Cup Warmer you simply plug the hub into a USB port and then, courtesy of the meter long cable, you have 4 additional USB ports available on your desk. Also ideal for anyone who uses their laptops whilst travelling - keeps British Rail coffee almost bearable!

Shocking Liar

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Shocking Liar

Imagine having your very own lie detector for those tricky situations where you think one of your mates is telling a bit of a porky pie! Not only can you get the truth out of your victims theyll receive a well-deserved shock if theyre telling tall ones!

Fart Projection Flapart

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Fart Projection Flapart

Never judge a book by its coverunless its a Flapart cover! An UK exclusive.

Zero To Hero 1/2 Yard of Ale

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Zero To Hero 1/2 Yard of Ale

Bring back any memories? This old favourite has been relaunched and is bound to be a top seller. Race your friends and see who has the biggest mouth!!

Twist Booz-O-Meter

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Twist Booz-O-Meter

Another dastardly derivative of the deterity test. This three-dimensional twister will have your arms in knots and your nerves frayed. Sure to be another top seller in this range. Batteries included.

Puzzle A Day Desk Block

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Puzzle A Day Desk Block

The Puzzle a Day Desk Block has 365 (thats 1 year) perplexing puzzles! The block allows you to start form any day of the year.

Frosted Card Case

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Frosted Card Case

An interesting new combination of Flip top Card case with frosty container and metal cover.

Slammer Timer

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Slammer Timer

The Slammer Timer comes with 4 shot glasses. This is the drinkers racing game!! Place 1-4 of the shot glasses on the race pads and push the start button. You will then get a countdown of around 5 seconds and then BAM!!

Candy Grabber

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Candy Grabber

Ever had a go at one of those fairground Grabbers and swear black and blue that theyre all just rigged?

500 of the Worlds Best Web Sites

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

500 of the Worlds Best Web Sites

Whether you are looking to book a holiday for two or wanting to know what teams playing who this is the book for you! Filled with the addresses of 500 of the worlds best websites it will help maximise life with the minimum of effort. What are you waiting for? Get wise to the web.

Zoltar Fortune Teller

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Zoltar Fortune Teller

What is your fortune? Ask me what you willwith the power of the stars I will reveal your fortune!

Murder at the Office

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Murder at the Office

Everyone has stayed after work to attend Rupert Maxwells retirement party. Not because they like him but because they want to make sure he is really going once and for all.

Electric Shock Roulette Game

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Electric Shock Roulette Game

Come on just admit it...everyone knows youve always wanted an Electric Shock Roulette Game of your very own so dont deny yourself anymore!

The Utili-Key

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

The Utili-Key

The 6-in-1 Utili-Key is one of the lightest, most compact multiple tools ever developed! It comprises of a bottle opener, a Phillips, Micro Flat and Eyeglass screwdriver and two different cutting surfaces. It easily attaches to any key ring, making it very easy to carry. If you are someone who feels lost without your trusty tools at your side, then this tiny multi-tool is for you. Features: Self-locking to any key ring Semi-serrated knife blade Micro Flat or Phillips screwdriver Eyeglass screwdriver Bottle opener Lifetime warranty Size: 2 3/4 x 3/4 x 1/8 life time warranty, 420 stainless steel Packaging: luxury metal gift box

Mini Water Dispenser

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Mini Water Dispenser

Save 25%! This Desktop Mini Water Dispenser is the cutest one around and is ideal for the office. It holds 8 glasses of water- perfect! As 8 glasses of water is your bodys minimum daily requirement. You can even fill the dispenser up with your favourite beverage and drink it anytime anywhere.

Instant Fireplace DVD

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Instant Fireplace DVD

So youre not lucky enough to have a roaring open fire in your lounge room? Well suffer the humiliation no longer with this slightly tacky no mess no fuss and err...no heat Instant Fireplace DVD .

Golf Bag and Pen Set

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Golf Bag and Pen Set

Hands up if you were just sitting at your desk dreaming about a lazy 18 holes on the fairway?

Her Back Slappers

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Her Back Slappers

The Back Slappers for her stickers are a great way to embarrass one or more of your mates!! Just pat them on the back when they are not expecting it and leave one of the 10 rib tickling signs for everyone to see in the club or at the office party!!!

Zero G Sports

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Zero G Sports

The Zero G Sports is an amazing anti-gravity unit with either a football pitch base or a fun putting green base. Your football or golf ball will float magically in mid air! Its not really witchcraft...the ball is suspended with the aid of computer-controlled magnetic levitation. Easy to use and a real attention grabber ideal for the executive desk or a teenagers room. This incredible must-have gadget makes a real conversation piece and is an ideal gift for a football, golf or gadget enthusiast. Please make your sporting option from the drop down menu below. Features: 220v UK or EU Adaptor included Golf and Football design options Great for the office or home Dimensions: Height - 17.5cm / 7 Depth - 14cm / 6 Width - 9cm / 4

Pocket Excuses

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Pocket Excuses

Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long-winded associate a nagging neighbour or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing the unique In Your Pocket Excuses Machine.

USB Fan

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

USB Fan

Powered by the USB port on your laptop, be the envy of colleagues in stuffy offices or your travelling companions on the train as you casually plug this little gem in and bask in the refreshing breeze! The flexible power cord allows the fan to be pointed in any direction and coil up tightly when not in use. This is also a great gift for the computerholic or serial surfer in your life - they get a funky gadget and you get a less sweaty other-half!

Tony Perotti Letter Tray

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Tony Perotti Letter Tray

The Italico range by Tony Perotti represents the ultimate in combining shape and substance. The leather comes from Italian Bulls because of its renowned characteristics of thickness, compactness resistance and wear. It is also tanned using only plant substances which are completely biodegradable. The A4 Letter Tray really does look the part. It is suede lined and available in two great colours - black and brown. Size: Length - 320mm Width - 225mm Height - 40mm

Giant Peg

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 04:31:19 GMT

Giant Peg

This brilliant novelty giant peg is not just a novelty its actually a really handy way of getting all your paperwork organised...